{"id":456,"date":"2013-05-24T17:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T16:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tetryki.pl\/tetryki\/?p=456"},"modified":"2013-05-24T17:08:08","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T16:08:08","slug":"syndrom-pralki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tetryki.pl\/tetryki\/syndrom-pralki\/","title":{"rendered":"Syndrom pralki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ktokolwiek cho\u0107 raz w \u017cyciu robi\u0142 pranie wie, \u017ce po wypraniu ju\u017c partii ubra\u0144 trzeba z pralki co\u015b wyj\u0105c, by m\u00f3c dorzuci\u0107 kolejne brudy. Prosta zasada: b\u0119ben pe\u0142en = trzeba opr\u00f3\u017cni\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>Albo po zalaniu czubatym kawy (menisk wypuk\u0142y) nim cokolwiek si\u0119 doda, nale\u017cy co nieco \u201eusiorba\u0107\u201d. Proste? Chyba tak.<\/p>\n<p>Jednak\u017ce ca\u0142a ta logika siada, gdy mamy do czynienia z komunikacj\u0105 publiczn\u0105. Siada r\u00f3wnie\u017c w wielu innych miejscach i sytuacjach.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jakim\u015b magicznym sposobem ca\u0142kiem spora grupa ludzi traci zwoje m\u00f3zgowe, gdy ma wsi\u0105\u015b\u0107 do autobusu. Potrzeba wtedy nie lada geniuszu by zrozumie\u0107, \u017ce najpierw musz\u0119, ku\u017awa, wysi\u0105\u015b\u0107 by jakikolwiek baran m\u00f3g\u0142 zaj\u0105c moje miejsce. Ale nie! Jeden idiota z drugim MUSZ\u0104 si\u0119 wpycha\u0107 jakby ich sam diabe\u0142 posuwa\u0142. Nic nie zrobisz, bo Ja\u015bnie Wielmo\u017cny Kr\u00f3l si\u0119 uprze i ju\u017c.<\/p>\n<p>Z reszt\u0105\u2026 Kr\u00f3lewien te\u017c co niemiara, a co najgorsze: nie tylko w naszym pi\u0119knym kraju. <em>Syndrom pralki<\/em> mo\u017cna zaobserwowa\u0107 w ka\u017cdym zak\u0105tku \u015bwiata bez wzgl\u0119du na pochodzenie barach\u0142a.<\/p>\n<p>Dla mnie zrozumia\u0142e jest to, \u017ce przestrzenie zamkni\u0119te cechuj\u0105 si\u0119 mniejsza ilo\u015bci\u0105 wolnego miejsca od otwartych i dotyczy to r\u00f3wnie\u017c poci\u0105g\u00f3w, sklep\u00f3w, ko\u015bcio\u0142\u00f3w i b\u00f3g wie czego jeszcze. Dla burak\u00f3w to ju\u017c wy\u017cszy poziom abstrakcji.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d3w debilizm to nie tylko objaw zaniku umiej\u0119tno\u015bci <strong>logicznego<\/strong> my\u015blenia, czy te\u017c zezwierz\u0119cenia t\u0142umu. Zaobserwowa\u0142em bowiem t\u0119 wad\u0119 jako nast\u0119pstwo krzywo pojmowanej grzeczno\u015bci:<\/p>\n<p><em>Stoj\u0119 sobie przy bramce osiedlowej w kolejce wychodz\u0105cych, a tu starsza \u201ePani\u201d stwierdza, \u017ce grzecznie b\u0119dzie ruch zatamowa\u0107 i wpu\u015bci\u0107 do \u015brodka kilka os\u00f3b z zewn\u0105trz.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017ce faktycznie tak grzeczniej? Nie wiem, nie znam si\u0119. Wiem jednak, ze lu\u017aniej si\u0119 w t\u0142umie nie zrobi\u0142o.<\/p>\n<p>Czy ludzie naprawd\u0119 nie potrafi\u0105 w tej ca\u0142ej swej pogoni przystan\u0105\u0107 na chwil\u0119 i nad tym pomy\u015ble\u0107? Albo niech ich \u017cycie b\u0119dzie chocia\u017c sp\u00f3jne i zrozumiej\u0105, \u017ce to, co sprawdza si\u0119 przy praniu, mo\u017ce zadzia\u0142a\u0107 gdzie indziej?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ktokolwiek cho\u0107 raz w \u017cyciu robi\u0142 pranie wie, \u017ce po wypraniu ju\u017c partii ubra\u0144 trzeba z pralki co\u015b wyj\u0105c, by m\u00f3c dorzuci\u0107 kolejne brudy. Prosta zasada: b\u0119ben pe\u0142en = trzeba opr\u00f3\u017cni\u0107. 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