Nawykiem ju\u017c jest cowieczorne nastawianie budzika w telefonie. Jednak implementacje wszelakiej ma\u015bci \u201ealarm klok\u00f3w\u201d wiele pozostawiaj\u0105 do \u017cyczenia.
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\nNieco paranoicznie ustawiam sobie z trzy alarmy (odst\u0119py co 15-20 minut) na okre\u015blon\u0105 godzin\u0119 porann\u0105 i zawsze \u2013 powtarzam \u2013 zawsze co\u015b mnie wkurza z tym niezmiernie.<\/p>\n
W ka\u017cdym budziku telefonicznym brakuje dw\u00f3ch zasadniczych opcji (jako bonus do drzemek wszelakich), kt\u00f3re likwidowa\u0142yby stres natychmiastowo.<\/p>\n
Jeszcze umieram<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Pomimo okre\u015blonej godziny wstawania, mog\u0119 sobie czasami pozwoli\u0107 na lekkie op\u00f3\u017anienia. Automatyczne przesuni\u0119cie aktywnych alarm\u00f3w (\u00b11 godz.) pomog\u0142oby w walce z lenistwem lub kacem (wiem, cud).<\/p>\n
Wsta\u0142em, ku*wa<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Trzy alarmy, budz\u0119 si\u0119 przy pierwszym i id\u0119 na klopa. Po chwili telefon zaczyna napierdziela\u0107 i trzeba go wy\u0142\u0105czy\u0107. Czy nie by\u0142oby mi\u0142e stworzenie guziczka, kt\u00f3ry wy\u0142\u0105czy\u0142 by wszystkie<\/strong> aktywne alarmy jednym klikiem?<\/p>\n
Tak, wiem, sam sobie taki los zgotowa\u0142em, ale\u2026<\/p>\n
Po dotarciu na tego klopa spokojnie sobie sp\u0119dzam czas oddaj\u0105c w\u0105tpliwej rozkoszy. Budzik naparza i co z tym fantem zrobi\u0107? M\u00f3g\u0142bym zignorowa\u0107, ale melodyjka w m\u00f3zg mi si\u0119 wwierca i poziom stresu ro\u015bnie. Szybkie podtarcie i w stylu wp\u00f3\u0142-wysranym lec\u0119 go wy\u0142\u0105czy\u0107, by za\u015b powr\u00f3ci\u0107 na tron z kontynuacj\u0105.<\/p>\n
To nie jest nawet bezpieczne:<\/p>\n
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- zawsze si\u0119 mo\u017ce druga cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 \u201ezaspojlowa\u0107\u201d<\/li>\n
- skr\u0119tu kiszek mo\u017cna dosta\u0107<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Eh, i kiedy ju\u017c cz\u0142owiek w pe\u0142ni si\u0119 wypr\u00f3\u017cni, umyje r\u0119ce i szybki prysznic we\u017amie\u2026 podczas sypania kawy
trzeci<\/strong> sk**wiel ryja rozdziera.<\/p>\n Mo\u017ce nast\u0119pne generacje hiper-super-ekstra-wypas telefon\u00f3w \u201eyntelygentnych\u201d doczekaj\u0105 si\u0119 przewidywania tego typu ludzkich zachowa\u0144?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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