{"id":311,"date":"2013-03-27T00:08:18","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T23:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tetryki.pl\/tetryki\/?p=311"},"modified":"2013-03-27T00:10:19","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T23:10:19","slug":"piosnki-dzieciece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tetryki.pl\/tetryki\/piosnki-dzieciece\/","title":{"rendered":"Piosnki dzieci\u0119ce"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dawno temu ju\u017c doszed\u0142em do wniosku, \u017ce wi\u0119kszo\u015b\u0107 piosenek s\u0142yszanych w m\u0142odo\u015bci jest mniej lub bardziej zboczona.
\n<\/p>\n

Kulfon, Kulfon, co z ciebie wyro\u015bnie\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pewnie kawa\u0142 \u201essyna\u201d, s\u0105dz\u0105c po sporej ju\u017c li\u015bcie wyst\u0119pk\u00f3w.<\/p>\n

Witaminki witaminki,
\n dla ch\u0142opczyka i dziewczyki,
\n wszyscy mamy dziarskie minki,
\n bo zjadamy witaminki.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dopalacze jak nic. Albo i co\u015b powa\u017cniejszego.<\/p>\n

Jeden lekarz rzek\u0142 kr\u00f3lowi nie jest \u017ale
\n Trzeba czeka\u0107 a\u017c czarodziej zjawi si\u0119
\n Zwierciade\u0142ka jego \u015bmiesz\u0105 nawet g\u0142az
\n I nikt nie \u0142ka kto w nie spojrzy chocia\u017c raz<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jep<\/em>, znowu koks.<\/p>\n

\u017by\u0142 przed laty bardzo dobry m\u0105dry kr\u00f3l
\n By\u0142 bogaty ale w zamku \u017ale si\u0119 czu\u0142
\n Nie mia\u0142 \u017cony wi\u0119c mu serce \u015bciska\u0142 \u017cal
\n By\u0142 strapiony bo c\u00f3reczk\u0119 smutn\u0105 mia\u0142<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Akurat serce mu ten \u017cal \u015bciska\u0142 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Weso\u0142o jesieni\u0105 w ogr\u00f3dku na grz\u0105dce,
\n Tu ruda marchewka tam str\u0105czek,
\n Tu dynia jak s\u0142o\u0144ce, tam g\u0142\u00f3wka sa\u0142aty,
\n A w k\u0105cie og\u00f3rek w\u0105saty.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

W latach ’70 nie tylko og\u00f3rki by\u0142y w\u0105sate, ale dzi\u0119ki wynalazkom firmy Braun czasy si\u0119 zmieni\u0142y.<\/p>\n

s\u0142oneczka kropelka, kropelka z\u0142otych marze\u0144<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Zw\u0142aszcza w wucecie\u2026<\/p>\n

Myd\u0142o lubi zabaw\u0119,
\nw chowanego pod wod\u0105<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hm\u2026<\/p>\n

No i \u201eda best\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

Razem ze mn\u0105 kundel bury
\n penetruje wszystkie dziury.
\n Kundel bury, kundel bury,
\n kundel bury fajny pies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Czy kto\u015b jeszcze si\u0119 zastanawia \u201edok\u0105d tupta noc\u0105 je\u017c\u201d, ten stary ladaco?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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